The ultimate commuter accessory! Pratt Hobbies proudly announces:The ultimate commuter accessory! Pratt Hobbies proudly announces:
...because rudeness really should be a capital offense.*
| Tired of Beltway traffic Road rage got you down It's time to be proactive! Let those maniacs out there know that you are ready for them! | |
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We can mount an appropriately-tipped interceptor missile on your vehicle for a charge that is easily within the budgets of most small countries.
Cockpit control includes our new patent-pending MSG (Moron Sensitive Guidance) system, to home in on the offender with minimal collateral damage! |
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| If, like many of us, you prefer to drive a little slower than those around you, perhaps because of quaint notions like "safety" and "legality," you are probably pretty tired of having rude drivers cut you off. Road rage does nothing but shorten your life and raise your blood pressure. Now, technology comes to your rescue! Adding a little "shock and awe" to your vehicle will work wonders during the daily commute. Bring on the stretch-limo Hummers! | |
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Hey, you in the Lincoln! Tailgate THIS! |
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*Important Note, especially to Senators that don't know the difference between hobbyists and terrorists:
Hobby rockets are NEVER GUIDED, and CANNOT BE USED FOR THINGS LIKE THIS.
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